In regards to the first I Can't Make This Shit Up... blog entry, I choose to share with you an afterthought.
I have no idea whether or not my law firm does mandatory, voluntary, random, or ANY drug testing of its employees. I don't believe it does, but if for some reason I find myself staring down the barrel of a 6 oz. plastic cup in a bathroom stall, I pray that the brutal attack by poppy seeds my coworker decided to unleash on me, does not make me test positive for opiates. That would suck.
- Elyssa
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That would have to be a shitload of poppy seeds.
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